dean condemns sam for choosing ruby over him and holds it over him for years after seemingly forgiving sam through sam’s sacrifice:
- “dean is so right he couldn’t be more right if he were a ninety degree angle”
sam internalizes feelings of inadequacy when dean chooses an angel and a vampire over him and only verbalizes the true extent of his emotions on the brink of death
- “god sam’s so selfish look at him trying to keep dean from having friends”
literally what the fuck is wrong with you people
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere