“forgive me lord for i have sinned”
“what have you done my child”
“i wrote a 2k fanfiction where the archangel gabriel fucks a guy named sam winchester into the mattress and makes him beg for his come”
And then the father whispers across the grate, “could you print that out and slide it under my door that sounds fantastic sabriel is the best ship of all time.”
and then the grate slides shut and you are left in darkness
(Source: chriscatfers, via gavinfreesdick)
In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Many years from now there shall be a moose born and his name shall be Sam Winchester. I shall tap it hard. By the way, you’re pregnant.