Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
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guys look at all this dope weed i have!!!!!! haha smoke weed!!! 4 20 for life!!!
Is that broccoli?
no it’s weed
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George Washington vs. James Madison [x]
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
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do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease
who did you murder for that URL
Who do you think
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