sassyheterodean:

zesschen:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

scathefireconsumes:

If the lights start flickering, or your music/radio goes all fuzzy; you’re gonna die.

or if you hear a high pitched whine, the angles are looking for you!

Never forget the salt. It might save your life.

don’t ever sleep with a man who’s 6 foot 4 and has this fantastic hair and does puppy eyes

his penis may be awesome but it will also kill you

(Source: ikolism, via a-heroes-apocalypse)