Shana is reading outloud a stiles/derek fanfic to me and everytime she says scott I replace his name with nigga
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via izoona)
yum
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
(via ijustwantedyoutoneedme)
or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
(Source: shingekiisnotuniverse, via hannibalscannibals)
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
(via cumber-hiddles)
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
(via markshoppus)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via selfieswithhannibal)
