May 2013
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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primaniallerina:
wackcalzone:
my type
that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
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highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:
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mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
is that what happens on hannibal?
omg
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fuckinghannibal:
vanehwasreal:
of all the fandoms the hannibal fandom is probably the most sophisticatedly batshit one, let’s be real
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hannibalspenis:
The Hannibal fandom acts like every day that isn’t Thursday is a hiatus from the show
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This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?”
Name: Taylor
Age: 17
Height: 5’4”
Obligatory picture of self:
Relationship Status: TAKEN by the most WONDERFUL guy in the world
Birthday: May 20th
Favorite color: Purple
Favorite bands: AWOLNATION, Mumford&Sons, Florence + The Machine
Last song listened: The Cave- Mumford & Sons
Favourite Movies: Silence of the...
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richardiumarmitageum:
hannibalspenis:
...
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Anonymous asked: Happy birthday, you wonderful person you!
snipehunt asked: Happy birthday!
negalukas asked: 'EY HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERD
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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It is now my 17th birthday c:
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masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
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firebloodanddragons:
“You ready for your session?”
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hannibalspenis:
hannibal probably really knows how to eat a girl out.
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thecapn:
dean condemns sam for choosing ruby over him and holds it over him for years after seemingly forgiving sam through sam’s sacrifice:
“dean is so right he couldn’t be more right if he were a ninety degree angle”
sam internalizes feelings of inadequacy when dean chooses an angel and a vampire over him and only verbalizes the true extent of his emotions on the brink of death
“god sam’s...
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down-in-the-rabbit-hole:
toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
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hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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tentacuddles:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
well then… you don’t have to tell me to ship it twice.
thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
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fuckyeahjokeredi:
lets not use you as a reference joker
submitted by anoia!
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mycroft-holmes-approves:
bodaciouscans:
ladyavenger:
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal
i fucking love this fandom ok
whatheballs:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
shouldn’t we be getting ready for another trench war in europe right about now
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Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
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truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr