i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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omg you guys I just got this email wtf???
1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this
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It is now my 17th birthday c:
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
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Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
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someone asked for rebloggable version
vajeeper
omfg
(via iironhide)
norm life baby
{ a murder family fanmix }i. murda bizness iggy azalea feat. t.i. | ii. i don’t like the drugs (but the drugs like me) marilyn manson | iii. sail awolnation | iv. fortune days the glitch mob | v. blue jeans (smims & belle remix) lana del ray feat. azealia banks | vi. closer nine inch nails | vii. post blue placebo | viii. secrets the pierces
{ listen }
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